Thursday, September 9, 2010

How not to make campfire stew + Vegan s'more challenge

"Campfire Stew" a la charcoal
Observe, it is pieces of charcoal shaped like carrots, sweet potatoes, and field roast sausage - fun! This actually was an excellent concept and had we followed a few simple rules, it probably would have been really tasty.

2 sweet potatoes, chopped small
1 potato, chopped small
4 carrots, sliced
some red wine, spices, salt, pepper, mirin ( I think)
2 field roast sausages, sliced

We took about 1/2 of that mix along for our camping out dinner, and placed half of each into a SINGLE PIECE OF TINFOIL which was GENTLY PINCHED CLOSED, and slid it down into the really hot bottom part of the fire. Now, as with any fire, you need to adjust log positions, add more wood, etc. During this time, our single piece of tinfoil - only milimeters thick - of course tore, and the steam which was produced while cooking forced open the tops, so ashes from the wood fell into our stew. Also, due to being exposed to the flames, much of the stew itself became charcoal.

The biggest fan of the stew? our dog. Yes, even the carrot shaped pieces of charcoal she found quite delightful, but we were concerned about the impact on her digestive system so we only let her have a few pieces. (by that I mean, she ate the few pieces which fell to the ground as we were transferring the stew to the table, but we did not actively feed her pieces after that).

If I did this again (and I certainly hope to once I get an extremely thick bunch of puffy things to sleep on top of in the tent instead of that weak ridgerest which let every rock and stick bruise and jab into me) I would wrap the stew in several layers of tinfoil, making sure the ends that get cinched alternated sides so the steam would have a hard time busting through.

Onto smores!

I know you want to be a healthy person who doesn't eat 100% crap, but really, don't use mi-del graham crackers for your smores, they are tasty but they crumble apart just removing them from the package. yes, I know mi-del has honey, and I could care less, because I just don't care about bees, I'm a mean and awful person, how could I not care about bees, those poor souls, they are just crying out for my love!

Getting your sweet n' sara square marshmallow to melt without burning the outside, over a campfire is an elusive, you might say impossible task. We tried a variety of techniques - the standard hold on a stick over the fire (burned the outside, inside was solid). We tried placing a graham cracker on tin foil on the grill and placing the marshmallow on top - graham cracker burned, marshmallow barely warm. We tried setting the marshmallows directly on tin foil and placing on the grill over the fire. The portion of the marshmallow which melted became permanantly stuck on the foil, and the rest was not even soft.


The best technique we developed at home, which was microwaving the marshmallow for about 20 seconds or so on top of the graham cracker, then place it into the toaster oven with another graham cracker with chocolate chips on it, and toast to desired doneness.

This is reminding me of that x-mas when the fiance purchased me a bag of Chicago soy dairy's dandies (marshmallows), which are petite, and I must have consumed 20 cups of hot cocoa and dandies. It was AWESOME. I think we will try dandies next camping trip, but we will need a very slim stick to hold them, since they are teeny.